What to send when your landlord raises the rent
Stand-up bits for the renewal email, the repair that never happens, and the house listing nobody in the group chat can afford.
The renewal email always shows up on a weekday morning. Friendly subject line. Unfriendly number.
You could reply to your landlord. You shouldn't, not yet. Reply to your friends instead, with a comic who already said it better.
The new number just landed
Neal Brennan
Why Is a Landlord Called a “Landlord”? - Neal Brennan
Send it the minute the renewal notice arrives. The title asks the question you're already asking.
Watch and send
Brad Wenzel
"Landlord" 🎤: @bradwenzel
For when your landlord texts you again, or rent is due and your bank account has other plans.
Watch and send
Sheng Wang
make your landlord proud
For when your landlord is on your case about rent, about noise, about the plant on the balcony.
Watch and sendYou looked at buying instead
Every rent increase comes with a brief, doomed visit to a real estate app.
Alex Edelman
Alex Edelman: “How Is Any Millennial Ever Gonna Own a Home?” - Stand-Up Featuring
Send it when someone forwards a listing neither of you can afford.
Watch and send
Chris Rock
Your Mortgage Makes You Act Right | Chris Rock: Total Blackout
For the friend who just signed a mortgage. The title is the whole thesis.
Watch and send
Matt Falk
Nothing Will Prepare You For Home Ownership. Matt Falk
For the friend who did buy the house, and something in it already broke.
Watch and sendAnd it's not just the rent
Andy Haynes
Andy Haynes: “It’s a Great Time to Be Broke”
For the stretch between rent day and payday.
Watch and send
David Angelo
Comedian DESTROYS the concept of tipping
For when the card reader opens at 25% and stares at you.
Watch and send
Debra Terry
The Silver Lining of High Gas Prices | Debra Terry Stand-Up Comedy
For the gas station receipt you're choosing not to look at.
Watch and sendHow to send one
Tap a bit, then Send this bit. It goes out as a link that opens with a thumbnail in iMessage, WhatsApp, Slack and Discord, so your friend sees the comic before they tap.
Every clip plays from the comedian's official upload, so the views count for them. Got a different landlord problem? Search for it.
