Dating apps are brutal. Send the group chat one of these.
Stand-up bits about Tinder, Bumble, zero-match weeks, first dates and getting stood up, for when the apps are winning.
Dating apps reliably produce two things: matches who are "just looking for friends," and stories for the group chat.
We can't help with the first one. Here's the second.
On the apps
Ron Taylor
Tinder Isn’t for Making Friends - Ron Taylor
For the match who's only looking for friends.
Watch and send
Chris Tellez
Tinder Is the Ultimate Confidence Killer - Chris Tellez - Stand-Up Featuring
For a zero-match week.
Watch and send
Leanne Morgan
dating apps are brutal
For the friend who just redownloaded everything.
Watch and send
Conor Fenelon
Tinder and Bumble | Conor Fenelon | Stand Up Comedy
For the friend running both apps at once.
Watch and send
Karen Rontowski
Tube socks and online dating, Karen Rontowski
For the friend rewriting their profile for the fourth time.
Watch and send
Milan Patel
A new dating app idea...
For when every app has failed you and you've started pitching your own.
Watch and sendThe date itself
Ali Siddiq
First Dates | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
For the friend overthinking tonight.
Watch and send
Brady Mathews
Brady Mathews - First Date (Stand Up Comedy)
For a first date with no plan yet.
Watch and send
Ian Levy
The Worst Way to End a Date | Ian Levy | Stand Up Comedy
For deciding how to end it.
Watch and send
Joe Wilkinson
When Joe Wilkinson Got Stood Up By His Blind Date | Stand Up
For the one who didn't show.
Watch and sendThe bill
Max Thomas
Dating Is Too Expensive - Max Thomas - Stand-Up Featuring
For date night's receipt.
Watch and send
Mike Paramore
Too Broke to Flirt. Mike Paramore
For when your crush picks the expensive place.
Watch and sendSending one to the match
Bold. We respect it. A bit as an opener tells them two things right away: you're funny, and you'd rather let a professional handle it. Pick one that fits what's in their profile.
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