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Thanksgiving bits for the family group chat

Stand-up for the side-dish assignments, the uncle with a story, and bringing your partner home. Better than another turkey GIF.

Thanksgiving is Thursday, November 26 this year. The family group chat starts long before that.

Someone assigns the sides. Someone has a strong opinion about stuffing. Someone's new partner is "coming this year," apparently. Here's what to send at each stage.

The menu debate has begun

Todd Glass

Thanksgiving Mashed Potatoes - Todd Glass stand-up comedy

Send it to whoever just got assigned a side dish.

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Nick Cobb

Thanksgiving | Nick Cobb | Stand-up Comedy

For the week of, when everyone's booking the drive home.

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Tim Dillon

thanksgiving is the worst

For the sibling who's dreading dinner out loud. Every family has one.

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The relatives are confirmed

Tracy Morgan

Surviving the Craziest Thanksgiving Ever - Tracy Morgan - Re-Animated

For when the guest list grows by three people nobody invited.

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Sharief Johnson

My Uncle is a Famous Fugitive | Sharief Johnson | Stand Up Comedy

Every family has the uncle with a story. Send it to the cousin who knows which uncle.

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Anthony Griffith

My Crazy Family | Anthony Griffith | Dry Bar Comedy

For when the group chat is already chaos and it's only Tuesday.

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Katherine Blanford

Cousins? | Katherine Blanford

For the reunion where you find out exactly how you're related to someone.

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You're bringing someone home

Taylor Tomlinson

Introducing Your Partner to Your Parents | Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All | Netflix Is A Joke

Send it to your partner before the car ride, not during.

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Emma Willmann

Emma Willmann Stand-Up: Introducing Girlfriends to Her Dad, Being a Therapist | The Tonight Show

For the first holiday with someone new at the table.

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Julie Kim

Mother In-Laws - Julie Kim Standup Comedy

For when your mother-in-law is staying through Sunday.

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Before you send it to Grandma

We mark the clips we know are explicit. Most of the rest haven't been rated yet, so give it a watch first if the chat includes anyone who still signs their texts "Love, Mom."

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